great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
