My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
i believe in u and ur pee
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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