He is an equal opportunity slut.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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