i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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