I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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