Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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