I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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