so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
