we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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