where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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