so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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