I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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