how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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