He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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