so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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