thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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