i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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