i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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