I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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