PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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