He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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