TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm sobbing to NWA
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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