CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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