normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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