dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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