Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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