:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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