why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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