can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you win again, gameday.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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