Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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