Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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