Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
