I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
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