theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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