come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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