i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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