dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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