But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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