Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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