It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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