Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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