found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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