I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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