real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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