She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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