Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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