Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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