I cockslap morals
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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