this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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