You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
