have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
