It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize