My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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