My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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