Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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