so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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